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Hey, it’s Z

These are my thoughts, but also yours. The thoughts we have that normally are thrown away, I’m taking the time to speak on them. I’m here to make you laugh, smile, reminisce. Want to know why the cars movie included sidewalks even though there were no people? Let me tell you. Want to hear what Key fobs are the equivalent of? Come on over, I’ll share. How can you connect peanut butter toast to surfing? There’s a way. Are you sure you’re ready to find out?

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