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Open Invitation is a blog that covers community events: classes on how to get over your pet's death, churches that speak in tongues, crypto meet-ups, anime pop-ups, cults, zoning hearings, and more. If it's free we're probably there.

Humorous and twisted comics plus podcast published weekly on Substack by E.R. Flynn. Weird and funny semi-true tales plus comedic flights of fantasy. Sign up to receive comics to your inbox. Paid subscribers get access to the archive and get a printed compendium of the comics along with other cool swag.

One of the Top 100 Food & Drink newsletters on Substack. A serialized, food-centric soap opera -- it's like Eat Pray Love, but with dongs. Written by humorist, bestselling author, and James Beard-nominated essayist Allison Robicelli.

Irreverent and funny short stories, reimagined each week from the world of the Bible.

We deliver a satirical take on the news in under 5 minutes. 4 out of 5 doctors prescribe for those who suffer from Sunday scaries.

It's like if The Onion and Psychology Today had a baby. "This is bullshit and so can you" has a bit of everything. A little pop culture. A smattering of OCD. Awkwardly insightful business advice. NFTs amiright? Okay, no business advice. Data deep dives. Some rants. A whole lot of nonsense. Read begrudgingly by my mom and my psychologist. Powered by selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors and the American Dream.

These are my thoughts, but also yours. The thoughts we have that normally are thrown away, I'm taking the time to speak on them. I'm here to make you laugh, smile, reminisce. Want to know why the cars movie included sidewalks even though there were no people? Let me tell you. Want to hear what Key fobs are the equivalent of? Come on over, I’ll share. How can you connect peanut butter toast to surfing? There’s a way. Are you sure you’re ready to find out?

Life is funny (sometimes), so that's what I write about. Readers compare my humor to Dave Barry, David Sedaris, and Larry David. Basically, everyone agrees that it's "funny" and David-related.

Every month, you will receive a written five-minute set to your inbox. The content has zero value and the entire newsletter is completely useless really. If you ever learn or feel anything while reading a set, then I've failed you. But you can laugh once or twice. And maybe boo a line you didn't like. I can't see or hear you anyway

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Every two weeks, a curated collection of thoughts about the comedic and how it interacts with these disappointing times.

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